How You Met:
You were assigned to do a group project in your 19th Century American Politics class, and you picked him because you noticed he participated a lot in class and seemed knowledgeable. You were only in this class anyways, because you couldn't get your preferred liberal - Basket Weaving 101. So you hoped that by picking him as your partner, he would do most of the talking in the presentation and you could do the behind the scenes work like putting together those shitty template PowerPoint presentations that all university students are required to make at some point in their undergrad.
The project started coming together really quickly...that was, until he started ranting about the New World Order, the bloodline of the Queen, Enron, the Obama Deception, and false flag operations...HE NEVER STOPPED.
Your Relationship Now:
After receiving a C- on your project, for choosing to completely ignore your assigned topic and bombard the classroom with reptilian talk, your friend still wants to hang out. And by hangout, we mean sit in his mom's basement watching documentary after documentary on how Tiger Wood's single-handedly caused the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. By the time his mother brings down a bowl of chips and pop (which he won't eat, because "The Man" is trying to poison him), you are so skeptical and jaded about the world that you aren't sure whether you're in the matrix or not.
How Do You Deal?
There's two routes you can take with this delusional psycho. One, you can critically analyze the documentaries and conversations you have with your friend, in hopes for an open-minded debate after. But that's probably not going to happen. Or two, blindly accept his "opinions" and "facts" and cash on the free chips from his mom. You will, however, run the risk of becoming a Conspiracy Theory Friend yourself and having oily breakouts on your forehead. And keep in mind, people will make fun of you behind your back and people will write blogs about you.
This Friend Is Compatible With:
The Stoner Friend
The Hipster Friend
The Phases Friend
Love Forever,
Sh-Bear, Jah-Day, and C-Monster
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